NAVGTR is working on a top-secret project for another organization! We need to figure out how the hell to “roast” the top industry brass. Check out the names below and bombard us with funny stories or tidbits that would strike a nerve for specific people who are likely to be at GDC.
Example “insults” could include jokes about obsessive compulsive perfectionism, epic or notorious delays, over-the-top promises, odd inspirations, incidents with certain substances, undeserved sex appeal, or famous stunts. Email “info at navgtr dot org” with your list of whom to roast and why. Why does whom sound so funny there?
Shigeru Miyamoto
Leslie Benzies
Takashi Tezuka
Hideo Kojima
Ken Levine
Martin O’Donnell
Dan Houser
Peter Molyneux
Sid Meier
Garry Schyman
Tim Schafer
Cliff Bleszinski
Amy Hennig
Casey Hudson
Fumito Ueda
Jesper Kyd
Jesse Houston
Chris Metzen
Katsuya Eguchi
Ed Boon
Jack Wall
Mark Ganus
Mark Healey
Tommy Tallarico
Peter McConnell
Craig Lafferty
Glenn Stafford
Grady Hunt
Hitoshi Yamagami
James Ohlen
Takehiro Izushi
Akihiro Hino
Atsushi Inaba
Dan Greenawalt
Hamilton Chu
Michel Ancel
Neil Druckmann
Russell Brower
Alex Ward
Cris Velasco
Darren Korb
Hiroaki Yotoriyama
James Worrall
Mike Laidlaw
Tōru Narihiro
Austin Wintory
Gabe Newell
Greg Kasavin
Jay Weinland
Kazunori Yamauchi
Richard Jacques
Steve Martin
Alex Hutchinson
Brent Knowles
Craig Conner
Gavin Carter
Harvey Smith
James McQuillan
Lars Gustavsson
Michael Giacchino
Paul Hellquist
Preston Watamaniuk
Tomonobu Itagaki
Corky Lehmkuhl
David Cage
David Kunkler
Hironobu Sakaguchi
Larry LaPierre
Nathan Plewes
Randall Lowe
Raphaël Lacoste
Rod Abernethy
Ron Fish
Tsutomu Kouno
Adrien Cho
Amir Rao
C. Paul Johnson
Chance Thomas
Drew Karpyshyn
Emily Ridgway
Erick Pangilinan
Gerald Smith
Gerard K. Marino
Greg Phillips
Inon Zur
Jason Graves
Jason West
Jeremy Soule
Michael Reagan
Patrice Désilets
Raphaël Colantonio
Rod Fergusson
Sam Thompson
Satoru Iwata
Shugo Takahashi
Steve Fukuda
Tetsuya Nomura
Will Littlejohn
Yoshiaki Koizumi
Yu Suzuki
Bill Money
Davey Wreden
Donald Mustard
George Fan
Greg Edmonson
Hideki Konno
Hidemaro Fujibayashi
Hiroyuki Kimura
Jeffrey Nicholas Brown
Jeremy Strauser
John Tam
Jonathan Blow
Josh Randall
Keith J. Morton
Kenji Miki
Michael de Plater
Noah Hughes
Shannon Studstill
Steven Schnur
Takao Shimizu
Tim Willits
Todd Alderman
William Pugh
Adam Boyd
Akihiro Hino
Christian Antkow
Christian Cantamessa
Craig Filshie
David Jaffe
Derek Dukes
Eric Riley
Gregg Mayles
Harvard Bonin
Hiroyuki Takahashi
Holden Hume
Jamie King
Kenji Kaido
Kensuke Tanabe
Ko Jong Huyn
Mackey McCandlish
Mark A. Rubin
Markus Persson
Masanori Takeuchi
Matt Kelly
Mike Larson
Patrick Désilets
Robh Ruppel
Scott Sinclair
Shinji Hatano
Tadashi Sugiyama
Tetsuya Mizuguchi
Tracy Rosenthal-Newsom
Whitney Wade
Wilbert Roget II
Yuji Horii
Zied Rieke
Bence Pajor
Bruce Straley
Bruce Swanson
Charles Gough
Chris Butcher
Chris Rippy
Clint Bajakian
Curtis Creamer
Don Veca
Edmund McMillen
François Coulon
Fredrik Löving
Hiroyuki Kotani
Jason Hayes
Jason McDonald
John Johnson
Johnnemann Nordhagen
Jon Burton
Jonathan Hawkins
Jordan Mechner
Joseph Tung
Joshua Billeaudeau
Kana Ryan
Karla Zimonja
Kasson Crooker
Kate Craig
Ken Feldman
Kenneth T. Roy
Lucas Pope
Mac Walters
Mads Wibroe
Michael M. Simpson
Michael Mann
Michael Morhaime
Michel Bastien
Mitsumasa Fujita
Nolan North
Paul Flanagan
Ru Weerasuriya
Rupert Humphries
Sean Decker
Stefan Strandberg
Steve Gaynor
Tom Salta
Tommy Refenes
Toshihiro Nagoshi
Troy Baker
Vince Zampella
Will Wright
William Mills
Woody Jackson
Yoan Fanise
Akira Yamaoka
Alex Mayberry
Andrew Boyd
Ben Minto
Bernie Freidin
Bill Elm
Bret Robbins
Brian Allgeier
Charles Coutier
Charles London
Chris Rothwell
Chris Taylor
Chuck Russom
Daiki Iwamoto
Elena Siegman
Emil Pagliarulo
Hiromasa Shikata
Ian M. Fischer
Jamey Scott
Jason Villa
Jeffrey R. Whitcher
Jenova Chen
Jeremy Pope
Jesse Harlin
Jody Kelsey Jr.
Joshua Eric Sawyer
Junji Morii
Keiji Inafune
Kenneth C. M. Young
Kenneth Scott
Mark Cerny
Markus Kaarlonen
Mat Noguchi
Matt Segur
Michael Salvatori
Mickail Labat
Naoko Takamoto
Normand Corbeil
Ray Davis
Renaud Sebbane
Richard Kriegler
Russell Shaw
Ryouichi Kitanishi
Sefton Hill
Shinji Hashimoto
Steve Anthony
Steve Caterson
Steve Johnson
Takayuki Kawagoe
Tobi Saulnier
Todd Piperi
Yoshinori Kitase
Yuji Naka
Akira Otani
Amaury La Burthe
Anders Gyllenberg
Andrew Lackey
Antoine Dodens
Asif Chaudhri
Ben Wallace
Bernd Diemer
Bill Wolford
Brendan McNamara
Brian P. Clayton
Brian Pamintuan
Brian Tuey
Chad Cox
Chris Lee
Chris Perna
Clark Wen
Cory Barlog
David Anfossi
David Grossman
David Swenson
Denis Dyack
Drew McCoy
Eiji Aonuma
Eran Egozy
Erik Robson
Erik Wolpaw
Florent Sacré
Greg LoPiccolo